Jumped out of an airplane wearing a parachute,
hit the ground, the parachute never opened
and he survived to tell the tale.
Took an object that weighs as much as a Grand Piano
and kept it above the ground for 5 hours and 49 minutes
without any fuel, no wires, ropes or strings attached,
nor any physical connection whatsoever to the ground.
Was served a fire fighting fluid in a restaurant,
drank it and did not get sick from it.
The fluid served was DHMO : di-hydrogen monoxide.
DHMO will cause death if inhaled,
can corrode metals, is used in pesticides,
has caused damage to major populations,
can burn you severely in its most excited
state, has destroyed buildings and cities
